Once upon a time I bought a lawn flamingo. It had little outfits and I was going to keep it in a house plant because the irony of keeping a lawn flamingo indoors struck me as hilarious. Then I found a cheap flamingo with wiggle eyes and it was so tacky that I had to have it. And I reasoned that two lawn flamingos (the first one had moved outside at that point) was perfectly tacky.
Fast forward several years. There are currently four flamingos in my yard and one waiting to be customized. Plus this one, which I've just finished with color shift paint.
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